Swing on inside the World-O-Jim!

Welcome back to the stupendous
World-O-Jim,

the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round . . .

The Renaissance palace with the ladies
lined up at the door.

BACK TO THE BOOTH!!

Hey dudes and dudettes, you ever have a fantasy of the role-playing nature? Want your man to dress up like a clown so you could squeeze his red nose maybe? Or want your lady to be the aggressive cowgirl to ride you all the way home? Here's your chance to speak out and be heard! Vote today!

Warm up your coffee folks, it's time for my . . .

WEB JOURNAL

Hey Dogs and Kats, welcome back to our long awaited show! It's been a while I know and there's been a lot out outdated info and dead links around this side of town but that's all about to change. Janitor Jed's here to sweep up the joint. Yo, that's me. Hey actually that's apart of one of my sexual role-playing fantasies. Ya see, I'm Janitor Jed and the lovely lady is the Kindergarten teacher all alone after school. Didn't you ever have a really hot 20 something blond Kindergarten teacher that you just wanted to . . . anyway, I've been polling the females to see their fantasies and have come up with some interesting results. Ok, what I've heard from the ladies is a Navy dude (especially them old school 50's uniforms), a band member (perhaps wearing a suit), a med student toting a lab coat (this one is with the chicks all about the fellas with EP - earning potential), and a pilot. No one seemed all that interested in a Fire Fighter which I thought would go over well. But what do I know, I'm just a guy.
So on another note, life is very very good for me right now. I love UF, I love America, and I'm happy to be exactly where I am. Florence was fun but had things about it that weren't my style as well, i.e. cold, narrow, crowded, and loud. I wouldn't give back my experience for anything but it's good to be home where I can get Pepperidge Farm cookies and rootbeer. The academic side is quite trying at times right now as I'm so happy socially but I'm in all my major classes, and they are not simple. It's good to be a 3rd year and finally know the campus vibe forwards and backwards. Oh, and I'm able to legally purchase alcohol in just 6 weeks LOOK OUT WORLD STAND BACK EVERYONE THERE'S A CRAZY MAN ON THE LOOSE!!! But I'm not interested in those things and no, I'm not a lush thank you very much. So enjoy your days everyone and stay away from them Backstreet Boys.

Jimmy

Here are some past entrees in my web journal in case you missed something juicy.

What kind of people regularly visit the World-O-Jim? Here's a whole collection of their lovely faces on the web for YOU. Do I hear a "Hell yeah?"

Fully Organized and Operational :
Virtual Photo Album!

See me in action in ITALY!!

Children's Stories You Will
Never See

1. You Were an Accident
2. Strangers Have the Best Candy
3. Some Kittens Can Fly!
4. How to Dress Sexy for Grownups
5. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
6. Where's Godot?
7. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of
Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
8. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
9. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
10. Bi-Curious George
11. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
12. Dad's New Wife Robert
13. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
14. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
15. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Sniper, come down off that clock tower and check out some
links from around my world!

If I had a boy this week, his name would be :
Zolaf

If I had a girl this week, her name would be :
Imiprimine

You will now email me and tell me how much you love me.

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